Owen has been playing with a lot of my old toys from when I was a kid (although Meegs would say I still am). Today he had a tiny machine gun (from an action figure) and was walking around shooting us.
He then told me that he had shot me with his “cup of tea gun”. This really confused me as it didn’t look anything like a cup of tea. So I asked why it was a cup of tea gun. “Because it belonged to cup of tea”.
Anyone want to guess what he really meant?
I’ll give a hint in a couple of days if nobody guesses it.

did you have some sort of ‘ka-ra-te’ action figure marc? cant think of anyone but a little plastic chuck norris figurine…….. ahhh chuck norris……… Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover, AND….Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Am i warm?