Me: OWEN!!! Don’t give Reuben popcorn!!!!!
Owen: No Mum, Reuben can’t have popcorn until he’s big like me. Maybe he will share with me?
Me: Yep, I think that would be nice Owen.
Owen: Me too Mum. I love Reuben. He’s so boodiful!
This one happens several times a day…
Reuben: Crying or grisly
Owen: MUM! Reuben’s hungry!!!!!!
Me: No Owen, he’s just been fed. Again. He’s fine…
Owen: Can I hold Reuben?
Me: He’s just had a feed Owen, do you want to get spewed on?
Me: Do you still want to hold him?
Owen: Maybe later Mum.