Conversations with Owen

Me: OWEN!!! Don’t give Reuben popcorn!!!!!

Owen: No Mum, Reuben can’t have popcorn until he’s big like me.  Maybe he will share with me?

Me: Yep, I think that would be nice Owen.

Owen: Me too Mum.  I love Reuben.  He’s so boodiful!

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This one happens several times a day…

Reuben: Crying or grisly

Owen: MUM!  Reuben’s hungry!!!!!!

Me: No Owen, he’s just been fed.  Again.  He’s fine…

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Owen: Can I hold Reuben?

Me: He’s just had a feed Owen, do you want to get spewed on?

Owen: No.

Me: Do you still want to hold him?

Owen: Maybe later Mum.