A joke for Thursday
A bogan walked into the centrelink office, marched straight up to the
counter and said, ‘Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I’d really
rather have a job.’
The worker behind the counter said, ‘Your timing is excellent.
We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a
chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful 30 year old daughter.
You’ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he’ll supply all of
your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll be expected to
escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips and you will have to
satisfy her sexual urges. You’ll be provided a two-bedroom apartment
above the garage. The salary is $200,000 a year.’
The guy, wide-eyed, said, ‘You’re bullshittin’ me!’
The Centerlink worker said, ‘Yeah, well . . . you started it.’
If only some of the Centrelink staff were as funny :)
That is awesome!
He he he. :-)
Haha, classic :-)